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iswearimnotnaked:

tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

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BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

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AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME 

(Source: iswearimnotnaked, via chambls)

A person visited my town for the first time ever and just completely paid off my bridge, when I had 90,000 bells left to pay. 

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